Monday, August 8, 2011

When should i take the bible literally ? and why should i in the particular situation? ?

Generally you should take it all literally until it's been categorically proven that it's wrong, then you smile condescendingly at people and say "it's metaphorical, if you were a Christian you would know that. You have to be a Christian to understand the Bible." If you can do it while looking down your nose at the other person that definitely helps too.

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